Chapter 135

Kaizen

"It really isn't." Said Eternya. "We don't care about sex like mortals do. And The Moon Goddess was *Very* specific about us attending too for some reason.Oh, and when the reporters asked, I made sure to blur you dear. I don't mind if anyone sees my bits." He chuckled. "I'm sure at least a third of hell already has."

"Oh stop." She giggled.

It surprised me that Eternya didn't catch on. So I wouldn't say anything.

This was probably meant to be a surprise. So was my cousin on the front page

. Harmony made Hell's news..

The Hell York Times had the photo and headline in color.

At least they obscured Harmony's part of the photo with heavy censoring; she was asleep under a black satin blanket, but my Uncle sat but ass naked smoking a long pipe on the edge. He looked so casual about this too, waving his left hand to cast an enormous circle, but I can't read High Godspeach, only lower. Xaxas watched the rest of the entirety of hell get down with him, though his face looked bored.

. And Why Was His Flaccid Cock Out? It's bad enough Tyson has ours flapping around on the internet.

But at the same time, who'd heckle *him* for anything?

I don't know why they printed it in color, but I saw Eternya and Elinore, along with any other generals that had girlfriends or mates.

That's whatever. As the demons say, 'it's only flesh', but there's no sweeter flesh than the taste of one's mate

This was entirely over the top. Typical Uncle Xaxas I'm surprised he didn't pull this stunt on Urth too.

Huh then humans on this world would have a breeding season I bet that could be interesting.

"I didn't expect to see his new drakes and vampyr." I said referring to the island guardians on my uncle's island, bedding their mates. They protect the altar on Urth with Gulteer, the First Witch, and his familiar. Zeh'Kahrraam, the First Demon.

What were their names? Randy and Bandy? It doesn't matter. I'll ask if I run into them. I handed them back the paper. At least this morning Willow's in a better mood.

How am I going to talk to her?

Also, about half of hell is pregnant, since half are female So Eternya was right. But more importantly, jokes aside it isn't what she wants.

I wondered why so many were born when my boys were

"Baby Look!" Pointed Eternya. "Ah yeah that was our fourth go too, the one where you yanked my blood feathers out."

He lifted up his silken hair, and indeed there was a quarter sized bald spot there.

"OH-MY-GODS-SHUTUP!" Elinore ran to the bathroom red as a tomato, and me and Eternya fist bumped.

"The master used primordial magic. You two need, no you Have to try it. It's still ringing through all hell" He hummed, which ended with a satisfied growl. "Kaizen you have to." He said looking me in the eyes, leaving out all the 'master' shit

"I'd *never* agree to that!" Complained Willow.

"Don't be a stick in the mud my lady." Said Eternya. "It's the vacation I'm sure you both need."

"Yeah, but I don't want to be On The NEWS!" she yelled.

I was about to stop Eternya from actually agitating her, but he held his hand up.

"I only suggest it because there's so much fun to be had." He said with a soft smile. "Not only does All Hell watch, but we participate. Everything's on sale, everyone's in a good mood, well on Layer 1." Said Eternya. "Isn't that right Elinore."

"SHUT UP!!!!" She squealed from the bathroom. "I'm going back to the Judgment Realm!"

"My love, if you go down there, I'm going to be bald." Laughed Eternya.

"I can hide in your wing of the master's castle!" She said as he went into the bathroom with her, and there were giggles.

My personal room within the General's Chambers is at grandfather's castle, however I plan on taking my mate to our private cottage a nice, peaceful get away for us for like a month or two. Maybe three since time flows differently we could really have some time off

We could go on the last day, and stay a while after I'll swing it by her.

"I dare say that you'll even be having an entire clutch, not just a baby like mammals. Come on, let me fly you Below." He said that seductively. "Let's make a sister for our first son hmm?"

"One more time." She giggled. "I Will Only Have One At A Time! And That's Final-Ooh!"

This was giving me memories of Paradice Island.

I could tell by the flaming whoosh of teleportation. And the lingering of full blown heat, that Eternya was about to have the best time of his fucking lif-

"I see your face Kaizen." She held a squirt bottle. The boys hid behind me; they hate water like I did as a pup.

But *When* did she get that?!

It was labeled 'Flora'.

Figures.

"Put it down baby. I don't bite." I chuckled taking a single step. I accidently teleported two steps away from her.messing with her was fun. And I guess subconsciously I wanted to test the limit before she got me.

"Stay back! Stop Stop *That*!" She yelled with a laugh, but how could I *not* gain a boner around my mate, who's starting to smell aroused It made me growl a little. She shook the squirt bottle as if it would stop me.

The rise in her arousal meant that I wasn't going to far. So I advanced a little.

"I can drop off the boys." I sang.

She shook it again, grinning evilly. "Last Warning Buddy."

She wouldn't. I know she won't.

"You wouldn't you *Love* m-AH!" I complained. She got me with water.

"Back! Back I say!" She pelted the three of us while we ran. "I Banish You Demon!"

"I'm Banished, I'm Banished!" I joked with her.

I took the boys with me, going to Grandpa Kaiden's house.

Her 'banishing' actually pushed me a LITTLE bit I'll be sure to tell her trainer. It may be her ability.

\[Papa! Pups!\] Yelled Bagel while he tossed a ball. Grandpa Kaiden was the kind of man to say 'we aren't getting a dog' and actually not keep it but he loved *that* dog like his actual pup.

She sleeps in their bed and has her own *Labeled Chair* at the table. She does not eat dog food, and she does have wolfish manners, and has the intelligence of I Think a 4 year old? I'm not here enough, and if I ask. Grandpa will show me all her photos again.

You'd think it's grandma that spoils my little 'auntie'. It's grandpa.

That little pup even has *Arviel's* favor it's almost not fair.

The only thing to indicate that she'd died was a fur patch that was missing in the form of the Horned One, and a golden blond patch on her forehead before her lil' nose stripe.

He had to trade his own dog for her but they don't need to know that. A life was taken for the lives of the dogs on Urth because without that sacrifice *none* of them would have come back. It is because at the time of death, Humblon's focus was on Urth.

"Gwran'pa! Gwran'ma!" they squealed, running to their grandparents the Second their paws touched dirt.

"Oh, let me get the Fried H.A.M."

"Fried Ham?" I asked I even wiggled my ears in my human form.

Shit. I felt a little embarrassed about being *that* excited but Grandma Eclipse can cook! She learned from Nancy, this pack's Clementine

Clemintine works in Tyson's kitchens, though through our stomachs, even the Horned One poses as the family doctor as an excuse for a taste  She cooks with love, something we can savor. I can't describe what passion or love tastes like emotions the flavors of those are akin to MSG. Hamburger Royalty just *Wouldn't* taste the Same without it.

"Made with love." Said grandma..

Umami, savory, or sweet emotions... good ones enhance flavors. I could taste that with her food. It made that ham, even cold, taste like  fresh bacon.

Mom's like that at Dad's pack. She learned from the best: Gabby, Libby's mother taught mom With grandma AND Nancy, uncle Connor's mate

Now I thought about my pack honestly probably either Willow, Flora, or Chelsea would 'win'. Chelsea makes bacon wrapped croissants from scratch, being from France. I'd say baking or pasta is Flora's best, meat dishes would be Willow's, and breads, and soups are Chelsea's. That's fair.

It seems like every pack has at least one person who can really make good food but some of them have been cooking since before the 1605 Treaty.

"HAM!" yelled the boys.

I could see their souls It reminded me of Tyson and myself, but because of my wish, they won't have to go through what I did. The littermate bond forged, but it was made brittle enough to brake when they receive their mates.

I looked a little harder.

Vex and Ari's litter bond was strong that's * very good*. Once the sibling bonds break, they will still be close, but not connected.

By our blood-ties, the Horned Wolves serve I could not imagine a world where I sided with the light or something

Maybe if Arviel got his hands on Willow. Maybe if my claws were forced, but as it stood I remembered being here. We lived here even for a time. The old country home had to be 6 or even 700 years old, since it was commissioned by my great grandfather Kejh'Kaizo.

And being the only living family member to have met him besides grandpa's generation, I can rightly say of all of us If not for Tyson, he would be a mighty king.

After all, most of the best leaders are capable ones who Don't Want the power, just to help their people.